Last Saturday Night

 

 

Chorus

Saturday night, it was Saturday night

Saturday night, last Saturday night

 

VS 1

Down through de alley playing piece o’ romey

Risking my coppers at a boy salary

Cards hard can’t win a lil trally

Gamble out muh grandmother light bill money

Brek like a bottle muh pocket empty

Would like to check a fete but aint had no currency

So I slide Clyde home to granny old house

Then remember she does sell she lil pudding and souse

Gone in she apron de first thing I see

Sir Grantley hundred dollar play it peeping at me

Well I stash de cash, old girl ah sorry

But you cramp wid corn you can’t miss this lil berry

Beep beep beep beep outside a car horn blow

Me spar John Bocky holla, “Come leh we go!”

So I rush in de yard hold a cowboy quick

Scrub muh teet and in de car hop in it

Thick was de smoke from de chronic

Ibocky had a carrot and I hit piece o’rit

Turn up de Beenie man! Run de route!

“Be careful yuh hear!” me old granny shout

Relax old girl you know that I will

And I hope yuh remember to pay me light bill

Chorus

 

VS 2

Erkkks! we ease pun this set to collect

A lil school girl friend o’ mine name Yvette

Only 13 but she body correct, correct!

She come by de window in a bare brassiere 

She mother holla out, “She aint leffing in here!”

I suh, “Woman shut yuh face, somebody call you

Yvette run de route or wait wuh fuh do?”

"My gentleman you deaf or you play you can’t hear?

I say that Yvette in leffing in here"

"Wait Yvette you’s a woman or a lil baby

You chilling wid you mother or you touring wid me?

Cause I ain't no lil boy, don’t play wid my brain

As you can’t hang wid me don’t come ‘round me again"

She ease from de window put on she clothes quick

Shub in she nose ring, piece o’ lipstick,

Bore pass she mother in de verandah

Sat on my lap and exchange saliva

First gear, second, praproom and we gone

Left she mother cursing and carrying on

"Yuh lil school rat, yuh aint got no shame 

When de police got yuh tail don’t call my name"

Chorus

 

VS 3

So we pull up by de fete, place correct

Patch de gate man and we gone through de door

One DJ Supa spinning hard tunes galore

And pun de floor, women like sand place ram

And John Bocky got a lil thing wukking up pun 

Orite man

Sudden so a musty man wid he bad breath self

Up in my face threatening my health

Bout I mash he big toe and didn’t tell he sorry

So he got five minds to chop up my anatomy

Well you see dah talk? Barely asking for trouble

I introduce he head to a sweet drink bottle

One lash in he melts, I know dah does hurt

And I draw my sword to give Two Sons some work 

But lucky for he George from de Bayland

Grabble me tight and hold on pun me hand

Cause George know that I sick, I does fight wid de best

I would mek that boy mother go and buy a black dress

He ease off de ground hold on pun he head

Look in he hand all he see was red

Stumble through de door and look back and he say

“Yuh feel that um done but um aint done day"

 Chorus

 

 VS 4

Fete done and I ready to go home

High, tired, drunk to de bone

Gone behind de car to leggo lil wee-wee

And a mind tell look ‘round and who should I see

Same bad breath man wid three other men

Them wid shotguns and he wid a ‘lins

"Dah’s he dah’s he dah’s de man day

Yuh feel yuh coulda crack my head and get ‘way"

Bang bang, shotgun, shotties start to bark

I dive behind de car no time fuh skylark

I reach in muh hip fuh muh 9 millimeter 

No retreat no surrender

Blak blax and I start licka shot

Bladax bladax and I dare not stop

Til I see a boy fall and he hold he belly

Well once they were four and now they are three

Same time John Bocky step out de dance

Suh wuh gine on and he reach in he pants 

For he Mr Tom Selleck, wuh yuh call magnum

But John Bocky aint get chance tuh use um

Badang badang, shotgun in he chest

And John fell to his eternal rest

Oh Lord my God, he never woulda live

Them left more holes in John than a sieve

 

Bridge

Saturday night, last Saturday night

This is a lesson for de bad boys 

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday

 

VS 5

Yvette holla, “Murder, call de police!”  

Still me gun barking and just wouldn’t cease

And she run ‘cross de road to de bimma to hide

And I scream, “No Yvette no guh back inside"

But too late, blam blam gun shot in she head

And I watch me girlfriend how she fall down dead

And I panic and get up and run to help she 

Blam blam shotgun hit me right in me belly

And I look up and see de same bad breath man

Smiling at me wid a gun in he hand

So I raise up muh weapon to get off a shot

But felt so weak and fell on de spot

And look ‘round, see John Bocky dead

Yvette pun de ground wid a hole in she head

Blam blam shotgun he pull de trigger again

And in muh chest I felt a burning pain

In a split second it was over and done

I live by de sword and died by de gun

Easy so my life out like a candle

In de darkness I saw de death angel

And cried, "O Lord have mercy on muh soul"

Ah lost muh life at 15 years old

Chorus

 

 

 

 

 

Eric Lewis is a musician, columnist, social commentator, civil servant, and member of the Bajan comedic troupe Madd.